Small Town Po Po Beat
Reading the Police Beat is a great 5-minute work break. I think I'm gonna make posting some of these a regular occurence.
Today's highlights (actually from the past few days):
Neighborhood Watch:
* 2300 block of Southeast Quail Avenue: A man reported that someone stole his well.
(yeah, I don't know how one would steal a well either.)
* 1100 block of Southeast Esmerelda Drive: A woman reported that someone severed her connection to electricity.
* 12900 block of Southwest County Road 769: An alligator hiding underneath a tree beside a house was reported.
* 900 block of Roberts Avenue: A man complained that he had been hit on the head at the Hess station and does not know who hit him or why.
* 200 block of South Brevard Avenue: A woman paid for merchandise with five rolls of what were supposed to be dimes, but turned out to be pennies.
* Lettuce Lake Campground: A pygmy goat was reported running loose in the campground.
* 100 block of Lowe Street: A resident reported someone was trying to take her air conditioner out of her window.