Goodbye Old Job, I Will Miss You
Today was my last day workin' at the law firm. I'm gonna miss it. In honor of leaving, here are my top 5 colorful Southern expressions from the summer, as spoken by various coworkers who shall remain anonymous:
5. I'll whoop 'is ass.
4. Jus' Cadillac it through the next few days.
3. We gotta scoop the turds outta the punch bowl, y'all.
2. That's as useless as tits on a boar hog.
1. That woman's crazier'n a sprayed cockroach.