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Morning LOLz

I got this from Rob, who has an almost uncanny ability to find odd things on the internet. This essay is a trip. I'm not sure if it is real or a joke, but I'm inclined to believe that it's real - or a joke based on a real paper. I've read a lot of student papers.

Dr. Dre got most of his information from the Greek story of Oedipus. Son Oedipus's smarts saved the town of Thebes, and he was made king. Infact the only reason Dr. Dre produced, "The Chronic" because the Bible tells you to smoke lots of pot, and Oedipus used to blaze with the makers of Aqua Fresh toothpaste.

(read - and see - the whole thing here.)

P.S. Technorati says this is old news, but whatevs. It also gave me some other funny links of dubious origins, most notably these chemistry answers:

Explain why an atmosphere of argon is required in the second stage.

Answer: I'd say it was probably those damn aliens again. Them and their illegal moon rock trade. Always trying to kidnap all the argon.